Saturday, June 27, 2009

The oldest town in Sweden



12 May 2009

The oldest town in Sweden

I awoke the next morning at Anna’s apartment feeling rejuvenated from a good night’s sleep. We had another delicious Swedish breakfast of filmjölk, crispbread with cheese and caviar. Our destination for the day was a small town called Sigtuna, which has been named the oldest town in Sweden, founded 1,000 years ago. Anna and I walked from her apartment to the Uppsala train station. There is a special bike parking lot outside the station that is honestly bigger than the car parking lot! There are rows upon rows of bicycles locked up. Closest thing I have ever seen to this sight was the enormous bike lot in Amsterdam. From Uppsala, we took the train to the town of Märsta, and from there, another train to Sigtuna. It was nice to be a lazy traveler for a change, no longer having to navigate my way around, instead relying on my native friend!

It seemed that as soon as we arrived in Sigtuna, the clouds blew in and the rain came down. It seemed as good a time as any to stop for a caffeine break and Anna took me to an adorable little café. The house was small, narrow and tilting a bit to one side. It was called Tant Brun, named after a character, Aunt Brown, from a famous Swedish children’s book. The inside of the café had low ceilings and cozy booths with lumpy stucco walls. Anna had a hot cup of cocoa and I opted for the higher caffeine content of a cappuccino. Finally warmed up and with no more rain falling, we peeked outside the café and continued our exploration.

The town of Sigtuna is built adjacent to Lake Mälaren, the very same large lake that is home to the many islands of Stockholm. The first Swedish coins were minted in Sigtuna in the 11th century. It was also the location of a Dominican monastery, built in the 13th century, which produced many of the Swedish archbishops. It actually wasn’t until the 1300s that Sigtuna was surpassed in importance by the cities of Stockholm and Uppsala.

Anna and I spent the better part of the day wandering around this quaint, colorful little town. After our coffee break, we walked along the shores of Lake Mälaren admiring the large homes that overlook it, many of them made of red timber. We walked up and down the small streets of the town with all of the brightly painted wooden homes, so perfectly maintained that I might have guessed I was in Disney’s Epcot center. It seemed that each home had a flowerbox outside its windows full of perfect blooms. The inner windowsill of each window also seemed to be decorated with colorful bottles, miniature ships and other eclectic collectibles. We stopped in many cute shops selling everything from eyeglasses to children’s books to designer shoes. When the sun was out momentarily again, we were able to eat outside of a cute café on the main street. I had a lovely crayfish soup with thick granary bread and Anna ate prawns with mayonnaise and salad atop bread, I guess this is a popular lunch dish in Sweden. After that, I spotted a tiny little bakery and I had to try a dessert! The smiley Swedish woman working there, of course, spoke perfect English. I think I had her describe every single different pastry to me. I wished I could have tried one of each, but she assured me that all of them were delicious and home-made. Since I couldn’t decide, I bought about four different kinds, and they were wonderful. The Swedish sure do know how to make a good dessert!

On the backside of the town, we found the ruins of the aforementioned Dominican monastery. All that was left of it was a tall stone tower somewhat overgrown with trees and vegetation. In the same area, we found another rune stone. This was one was free standing, much like a tombstone, as opposed to the one we saw the day before on the side of a church, just another reminder to the Swedes of their strong Viking history. I really enjoyed my visit to this pristine little village, but after a few hours, we had seen it all and were ready to head back to Uppsala.

When we returned to Uppsala, Anna took me on a walk through the downtown shopping area. We stopped into a few stores that sell Swedish home and kitchen goods. All items were chic, stylish and practical. Anna took me to Systembolaget, or “System Bollocks” as her English friend liked to call it. Systembolaget is the only store in Sweden where one can buy alcohol and it is government owned. Essentially this government store has a monopoly on the alcoholic beverage market and can charge a high tax. At least I can say that they had quite an extensive selection of wines! As we were walking down the main pedestrian shopping street, we noticed a crowd of people was gathering in the street and looking upwards. As is human nature, we followed suite and looked up too. Perched in the tree above us, was a large owl, just hanging out on the inner branches. Over the next few minutes at least twenty to thirty people were congregating in the street to look at this owl. People took pictures on their mobile phones and cameras. One man showed up with not just a professional camera, but a lens the length of my femur all set atop a tall tripod, he was taking this owl sighting very seriously. Naturally, I had to turn my camera on him and snap a few pictures of this crazy guy! But it is quite unusual to see an owl hanging out in the middle of a city in broad daylight.

After the owl excitement Anna decided a good way to end the day would be with a visit to the botanical gardens where Carl Linnaeus catalogued many of his specimens. Unfortunately it was already closed for the day, but we wandered around the large bright yellow building. I could just make out the cacti and tropical plants inside. We also saw a group gathering for some early evening Tai Chi outside the gardens looking towards Uppsala Castle. With dinner time approaching, we started to make our way back to Anna’s apartment. Along the way, we stopped at a grocery store frequented by the Uppsala University students which got Anna reminiscing about her university days. We picked up a few items for dinner, and headed back to wind down another busy and fulfilling day.










Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I finally visited Sweden!



10 - 11 May 2009

I finally visited Sweden!

I am finally attempting to finish my travel stories! On Sunday, May 10th, after a delicious family lunch in Mountain Lakes, I am off to Newark airport to head back to Sweden after just returning from Europe 5 days ago!! I am starting to understand the traveling lifestyle of my dad, jumping across continents from week to week. I was going to Sweden to finally visit my good friend, Anna, whom I met in 2002 when we studied together in Brighton, England. After subsequent visits together in the US and England, it was finally time for me to see her in Sweden.

After going through the usual airport security routine, I was finally in like to board the plane. As we were all waiting, squished into the narrow airplane rows, the man in front of me turned around and addressed me in Swedish. I, of course, gave him a confused look and said, “Sorry!” He replied, “I asked you if you were going home. You look so Swedish I just assumed! You are going to have everyone over there fooled into thinking you are Swedish.” That didn’t sound like such a bad thing! This guy was an Australian married to a Swede living in Stockholm, so he was heading back home. When I arrived at my exit row seat, I met another guy, this one actually Swedish, blonde and quite cute too! He was on his way back from Atlanta to Sweden, having traveled abroad for work.

About eight hours later, my plane touched down in Stockholm Arlanda Airport. The weather was overcast and much colder than the 80º weather we’d been having at home! As I walked through the airport, I was already impressed by the Swedish interior design. It was reminiscent of Ikea—minimalistic but stylish. The people at the customs check reminded me of the Germans in their efficiency. Before long, I had my bags and I was heading to the Sky City train, as per Anna’s instructions. I got on the next train from Arlanda to Uppsala which would take just about 25 minutes. The Sky City train waiting area was quite subterranean in nature…I literally felt like I was in a mine shaft! Finally this huge, tall black and red train arrived. It looked sort of like an old fashioned locomotive with a huge grill in the front of the car. I settled into the first seat I could find. A few minutes after we left the airport, a blonde woman came through checking tickets. It was then that I realized I had never received a ticket from the automated machine when I put my credit card in it! I explained to her what happened, and in perfect English she responded that normally one should receive a paper ticket but it was ok!

I arrived in Uppsala, large university town about one hour north of Stockholm, feeling underdressed in my spring coat. I wrapped my Scottish wool scarf tighter around my neck and headed inside to the warmth of the train station. As I waited for Anna to arrive, I sat and watched the bustle of the morning commute in Uppsala station as the Swedes came and went with bicycles, coffee, and newspapers. About 10 minutes later, there was Anna in her red University of Sussex hoodie, wet from biking over in the rain. It was hard to believe after all the years, I was finally here in Sweden to see Anna! We said our hellos and she led me over to the bus stop so I didn’t have to drag my huge bag for a mile to her apartment.

We stepped out of the bus just across the way from her apartment building. She lives in a high rise building painted a bright orange color. Luckily I only had to carry my bag up one flight of stairs and there we were in her sunny studio apartment! We immediately sat down for a breakfast of tea, rye bread with butter and cheese, and yogurt. It was delicious but the caffeine barely made a dent in my jet lag exhaustion! We relaxed and chatted a bit at her apartment. I was feeling tired and in no rush to gallivant around the city, but eventually it was time to do some sightseeing.

Anna and I took a bus about 15 minutes away to Gamla Uppsala. Gamla Uppsala, which means “Old Uppsala” is an important historical area. It was town of significant importance as early as the 3rd and 4th centuries AD, known to be the residence of the Swedish kinds of the Yngling dynasty. People have been buried in Gamla Uppsala for about 2,000 years inside of burial mounds that look like small hills. This is one of the reasons people travel to this site today, to see the mounds. Most famous are the Royal Mounds, from the 5th and 6th centuries, are considered Sweden’s oldest national symbols. This is where three Viking kings were buried. As we explored the mounds and the Viking museum, the sun came out of hiding just for us! We also got a chance to visit the church at Gamla Uppsala built in the 12th century. It was a simple church made of stone. The walls and ceilings inside were covered in faded painted murals. We explored the cemetery around it. It contained a large red wooden bell tower which was very unique in design. There were numerous graves, on top of each one was loose gravel. The church staff apparently rakes the gravel into designs or patterns; I had never seen that before. On the outer wall of the church, a runestone was placed into the wall. Runestones were erected in the Viking Age (4th to 12th century) and look almost like rudimentary tombstones with inscriptions. These stones were used as property markers, to honor the dear, or to tell of important events. This one had a picture of a sea monster type creature on it.

Now that we had done some walking around, it was time for a little break. We had a snack at a cute old café near the church. I had a much needed cappuccino and we shared a chocolate cake. This cake was not what you would picture, it was only slightly chocolatey, more sweet with a hint of chocolate, and it had coconut shavings on top, no icing. After a jolt of caffeine and some sunlight, I felt so much more alive! We took the bus back to the center of Uppsala and walked around some more. Anna took me to see some of the important buildings if Uppsala University. We spent awhile inside of the Uppsala Cathedral which was much different from the average cathedral. This medieval cathedral was a rusty red color with black roofs. Its double spire was the truly unique part. It was quite a grand cathedral inside but yet more simple than many I have seen in other parts of Europe. It was also decorated with faintly painted wall designs and religious stories. There were many tombs and status scattered through out cathedral for kings and even for Carl Linnaeus, the father of modern taxonomy. There was even a statue of Saint Olaf which had me thinking of the Golden Girls!

We wandered around the cute cobblestoned streets of Uppsala, with its colorful stucco buildings. We perused through a few of the shops and eventually decided we’d better have some lunch. We wound up eating at a little café on one of the main shopping streets where we had salad and sandwiches. After that, Anna took me to see the Silver Bible, or Codex Argenteus, a manuscript from the 6th century at the Carolina Rediviva library. It is a translation of the Bible by a Swedish bishop and is written in Gothic language. The letters are actually written in a beautiful silvery ink. After that, we walked uphill to check out the Uppsala Castle. It was already closed at this point, but I got to walk around this salmon pink colored castle. It seems that the Swedish architectural design in general is much simpler than much of the rest of Europe. I don’t think I ever would have guessed that the building even was a castle; it looked more like a town hall or some other functional building.

Since dinner time was approaching, Anna decided we should swing by the grocery store for some food. I love nothing more than shopping at foreign or unique food stores. I could have spent a good hour there looking at all of the different food items. I tortured Anna, making her translate all of the labels for me. The cheese section was quite extensive and unique. Unfortunately, Anna was not a cheese expert so I was left with many unanswered questions! I looked at row upon row of rye crisp breads, coolers full of fish eggs (kaviar) in toothpaste-type tubes, and special jams like lingonberry and cloudberry. I had to use a lot of self restraint to not buy a whole refrigerator worth of foods! We did get some food for dinner and a wedge of cheese, some flat bread, thin drinkable-type yogurt, and a Swedish special yogurt called filmjölk. Filmjölk is a Swedish mesophilic fermented milk product (according to Wikipedia) which is a thin yogurt with a sour taste, it was sort of a mix between kefir and buttermilk. I loved it! After eating dinner at Anna’s, we changed into our PJ’s and settled in to watch a little TV before bed. Just like that, my first day in Sweden was over already and I was more than ready for some sleep!










Thursday, May 21, 2009

Whoever holds Stirling, holds Scotland



3 May 2009

Whoever holds Stirling, holds Scotland

I woke up in my cozy bed in Stirling to bright sun streaming through the window and the smell of bacon and eggs from downstairs. I entered the breakfast room to see that the B&B must have been quite full last night as the room was packed with mostly French and German tourists. The waitress was running around breaking a sweat getting all of the delicious breakfasts out of the kitchen. I enjoyed my fried eggs, bacon and toast washed down with some juice and tea, but did not linger too long. I gathered my things after breakfast and headed out to explore this quaint medieval town. I lingered on the street just outside of my B&B. It was a beautiful neighborhood with large houses, many of which had glass conservatories, looking out on a green grassy Victoria Square. The flowers were all in bloom: lilac, tulips, daffodils. The neighbors were out enjoying the day: kicking a ball on the green, chatting on the front stoop, getting bikes out to cycle.

I headed up a hill towards the old city of Stirling. I decided to take the walking path along the outside of the medieval wall. There were little signs posting historic information and overall it was a relaxing way to start the day in the shade from the wall and trees overhead. I walked through a break in the wall and entered the old city by an interesting looking building that had once been a hospital. Across the lane from that was the Church of the Holy Rude and its adjacent cemetery. I took a stroll through the tombstone spotted grass, looking at the many Scottish Celtic crosses, headstones with carvings of skeletons and angels wings. There was a little hill in the cemetery which afforded me great views of Stirling old city and Stirling castle. I could see a few tour buses parked outside the castle so I figured I’d better take my tour before the place was swarmed with tour groups.

Outside the castle, perched on a volcanic crag, is a huge statue of Robert the Bruce, for those of you that aren’t Scottish history buffs or never saw the movie Braveheart, Robert the Bruce fought alongside with William Wallace for freedom from the English back in the 14th century. He was king of Scotland from 1306 to 1329 and is seen as a patriotic hero to the Scots. The pivotal battle which won Scotland its freedom at that time, took place right outside Stirling at the battle of Bannockburn. The Scottish were they unlikely winners in this battle, outnumbered with abouy 6,000 to 7,000 men with primitive weapons who had to fight against the well organized army of King Edwards numbering about 16,000. To quote the movie Braveheart, “They fought like warrior poets, they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.” They in fact butchered about 11,000 of those 16,000 English soldiers, likely propelled by sheer anger and passion for independence from England. From the spot that Robert the Bruce’s statue stands, I could see beautiful views of the River Forth, Bannockburn, and the William Wallace monument set on a hilltop with a backdrop of mountains beyond.

After I paid my entrance fee to see Stirling castle, I opted out of waiting for the guided tour and instead explored it on my own. There are records of some kind of royal buildings at this location back in the early 12th century but the oldest remaining buildings at Stirling castle were not built until the 14th century and the outer defenses of the castle date from the 18th century. Stirling Castle is famous for a number of reasons, it was the site of many crownings of Scottish royalty including Mary Queen of Scotts in 1543. King Edward I occupied the castle in the 1200’s but after William Wallace fought and won the Battle of Stirling Bridge, the Scots regained this fortress. It was said that whoever holds Stirling, holds all of Scotland so this was seen as a very important military fortress. To this day, the castle is still the headquarters of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders which is an infantry regiment of the British army, Scottish division.

I explored the different buildings of the castle including the Great Hall, the Kitchens, the Royal Palace, a Chapel and some gardens. One of the most interesting displays was a newly constructed building where they had master weavers working to recreate old tapestries in the manner that they would have been woven in medieval times. It was quite impressive to watch them weaving away with thousands of strings of different colors, all of this coming together to make a beautifully detailed tapestry. The tapestry was coming to life with princes, unicorns, soldiers & swords, and hundreds of flowers. These tapestries will eventually be hanging inside of the chapel within the castle.

When I finished exploring the castle and enjoying the views of the valley below, I joined a guided tour of the Argyll’s Loding just down the street from the castle. This house is a beautiful pink color with pointed turrets, built in the 17th century. It is actually the most complete 17th century townhouse in all of Scotland. It was inhabited by the 1st Earl of Stirling in the 1630s and then the 9th Earl of Argyll in the 1670s. We were taken on a tour of the different rooms of the home. The upper dining room was one of the most interesting as it had some original wall paintings just on one wall that were actually a trompe l’oeil, making it look as if the wall had roman columns and recessed cabinets. Behind these painted walls there actually were cabinets which they would open when dinner guests came over because the type and amount of china a person had was a true status symbol.

After stopping for a little lunch, a spicy winter vegetable soup, at a café called Crema, I hopped on a bus out to see the William Wallace Memorial. It only took about 15 minutes to get there. On the way out, I passed the William Wallace Pub, Willy’s Backpackers, and the Wallace High School. Obviously you can see that the Scots love William Wallace! The Memorial is a pointed spear like tower built in the 1800s on the top of a hill. For those of you not familiar with William Wallace (although with the popularity of Braveheart, I doubt there are many that haven’t heard of him) he was a commoner who was integral in the Wars of Scottish Independence back in the 1300s. Similar to the movie, it is said the Wallace really joined the fight when he killed an English sheriff to avenge the death his wife, Marion Braidfute. One of the most famous battles he fought and led was the Battle of Stirling Bridge even though the Scots were wildly outnumbered, after which he was knighted Sir William Wallace. Wallace also fought the Battle of Falkirk, another important battle even though the Scots lost that time. He was eventually turned in and imprisoned, much as in the movie, and sentenced to death. His execution was exceedingly brutal, “Following the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released whilst he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge.” Wallace is still seen as a patriotic hero to Scotland and Braveheart actually did much to rekindle the Scots’ patriotic feelings when it was released in 1995. The memorial contains some history about the War for Independence and even had Wallace’s sword which was almost as tall as I am; from that, they estimate Wallace stood about 6’6” tall. I enjoyed the views from high atop the tower before making my way back to Stirling.

I had one last walk through the old city of Stirling, enjoying the medieval stone buildings before actually going inside of the Church of the Holy Rude. It has one of the oldest surviving medieval timber roofs; the church was founded in 1129, but due to fire, the surviving building is from the 1400s. King James VI, son of Mary Queen of Scots, was crowned as king here in 1567. Fun fact, Church of the Holy Rude and Westminster Abbey are the only two churches still in use in Britain that were used as sites for coronations.

I took the train back to Edinburgh around 5pm and checked into my hostel, Brodies Hostel, which was located right in the middle of the Royal Mile. I had bought tickets to take the Edinburgh Walking Literary Pub Tour that night. It met at a pub on the Grassmarket, but I needed to eat first. The only thing somewhat quick that I could find by the Grassmarket was a “chippy” shop (as in fish & chips and other fried foods). Edinburgh chippies are apparently known for deep frying pretty much anything! Some of the specialties include deep fried Mars bars and Cadbury Cream eggs. I went for the deep fried pizza. Basically they took a small personal sized frozen pizza, painted the bottom of it in batter, and floated it on the deep fryer until cooked. It was both delicious and disgusting at the same time!!

I met with the Literary Pub Tour group at the Beehive Inn. I met the other people taking the tour with me and they were actually all couples, so I was truly the extra wheel. There was a couple from Sweden, England, California (by way of England), and Oregon & Colorado (by way of Italy). It was a pretty fun and lively group and the guides were quite entertaining themselves. They were actually actors. The whole premise of the tour was that the great Scottish writers, including Sir Walter Scott, Robert Louis Stevenson, _____, got much of their inspiration from spending time in the pubs of Edinburgh. One tour guide played the role of the drinker, the pub-goer who was rougher around the edges, and the other acted like the prim and proper, uptight aspiring writing who would not accept that such famous writers would hang out in dark smelly sinful pubs. The tour, as I said, started in Grassmarket and went all the way through the old city to the new city. We stopped at about 4 different pubs for beers and also spent time outdoors at different spots hearing about the history of these areas pertaining to the writers. The tour guides (actors) spent much of the night quoting bits of literature, again with the idea that they were arguing their point about what the true inspiration was for these famed writers. It was really entertaining and I enjoyed hearing the poetry verses and some of the other excerpts, especially as they were said with the lovely Scottish accent. Some of the readings were done in Scottish English, which is sort of like the old English language but different still. It is quite difficult to understand. For the last reading of the night, they did it once in Scottish and once in English and it surely was much, much more beautiful in the Scottish tongue!

We ended the night, of all places, at a lively French bar. I was chatting a lot with the Swedish couple who were there, as we had a good deal to discuss with my upcoming trip to Sweden. They were just very friendly and sociable in general. I have to say I have never met a Swede I didn’t like! The English couple was also a lot of fun; the woman had the stereotypical British dry sense of humor. That night I finally got an answer to a question I had been asking myself the whole time I was in Edinburgh. As you walk through the city, you always get a waft of this distinct smell. It is somewhat like burnt oatmeal or baked grains. I asked the tour guide finally what I smelled all the time. He said it was the smell of brewing beer! It was actually a lovely aroma too!

I walked back to the old city with the Swedish couple and they said our goodbyes as they continued on to their B&B. I headed back to Brodies hostel, stopping in the kitchen on the way upstairs to fill my water bottle. There was a guy sitting at the kitchen table eating a sandwich and he started chatting with me. His name was Alex, he was from Mexico but apparently had been living in different places in Europe for the last few years, currently residing at this very hostel. The guy must have just smoked a joint because he had the droppy eyelids and was particularly chatty. He told me all about his escapades in Spain, partying too much, getting evicted from his apartment and trashing it before he left. As he kept going on and on about his bad habits, I really wanted to end the conversation and go to bed but I could barely get a word in edgewise! By the time I returned to my room, the other three people were sleeping with the lights off. I felt bad disturbing the quiet in the room as I got ready. At last I climbed up into my top bunk, put in my ear plugs, and went to bed!














Sunday, May 17, 2009

Curious Tales of Edinburgh



2 May 2009

Curious Tales of Edinburgh

When I woke up on Saturday morning in Edinburgh, the sun was shining brightly in the blue sky. In the UK, these days are truly treasured! Thankfully the German girls were pretty quiet when they came in late the night before and I felt well rested and invigorated by the day. I took a stroll over to the Elephant Café, a cozy place adorned with many funky elephant statues that claims to be the café where J. K. Rowling hung out around the time that she was writing the first Harry Potter book. Apparently she left a bad marriage in England and brought her daughter up to Edinburgh. They say she spent many a day in this eclectic café working on her first book. The views from the café include a cathedral & cemetery and a private school that is certainly reminiscent of the Hogwarts School so perhaps these views gave her true inspiration!

I had a delicious and hearty Scottish breakfast including scrambled eggs, sausage, haggis, and blood sausage as well as the usual tea and toast. I didn’t exactly love the blood sausage, as truly it does have the irony taste of blood, but I gave it a chance. The haggis I found to be quite good! Admittedly, it was not the true traditional haggis. For those not familiar with it, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. It was a way for them to use all of the sheep parts that were left over after butchering the good meat. They take what is left, mainly organ meat, and grind it up adding to it oats and spices. Then it is stuffed into a sheep stomach, tied up, and boiled. Doesn’t sound very appealing, does it? But I hear it’s actually quite tasty. I tried a patty version of this, which I assume was the same sort of “meat” ground up with the spices and oats but minus the stomach casing.

I decided to join up with a free walking tour as an introduction to Edinburgh. The tour group congregated outside a Starbucks on the Royal Mile in the old city. There was a pretty impressive turnout so they split us up into smaller groups of about twenty. I was in the group with the Australian tour guide. I have to say I was a bit disappointed not to have a Scot lead the tour, but I have to say this Aussie was quite wacky and entertaining. He led us on a three hour tour of this beautiful and historic city. I certainly will not bore you with every last detail he revealed to us, but there were some particularly interesting stories.

We walked a church and cemetery called Greyfriars. This is the one viewable from the Elephant Café. It is said to be haunted, as much of Edinburgh is. There is one mausoleum in particular that has gathered much attention, in fact the interned man, called Bloody Mackenzie, is said to be a poltergeist. Over the years, people who have dared to enter this round mausoleum have been hurt, thrown against the wall, or down the stairs, by this angry spirit. Next door to Greyfriars is the old prison. It was unique in that it was in outdoor prison so these unfortunate people were forced to endure the cold, damp Scottish winter. They were only allowed to lie face down, there was no standing or really any movement allowed. Apparently if a prisoner spoke or moved, the guards would actually kill the people lying around that prisoner. This was done to invoke fear. Some prisoners actually drowned during heavy rains as they were too afraid to even move their faces to get some air. To add to the spookiness of the cemetery, there are some graves that have basically a cage over them. People who couldn’t afford to hire someone to guard their grave at night (work the “grave shift”) put these in place to protect the corpses from grave robbing which was hugely popular in Edinburgh. It was the only way anatomists and doctors could get cadavers. There was a pair of men that were not just robbing graves, but also murdering prostitutes as they could then sell their bodies to science. When they were finally caught, the head grave robber was executed and the court decided that his body would be used for dissection as well. I suppose that seems like justice!

There is another interesting story at Greyfriars cathedral. This is the story of Greyfriars Bobby. He was a Skye terrier who was the pet, and more or less church dog, of the watchman for Greyfriars, John Grey, in the 1800s. When his master died of tuberculosis, the dog was said to spend the next fourteen years standing at his master’s tombstone. When the dog finally died, everyone felt as if he should be buried next to his master in the churchyard, but apparently it was a rule that one must be baptized into the church to be buried there. So he was buried just outside of the cemetery in the kirkyard with a large tombstone. People still pay homage to Greyfriars Bobby to this day. People leave sticks, dog toys, and much more on his grave.

The Grassmarket was another historic site in Edinburgh. Today it looks like a square in the old city, but it was called Grassmarket because it was where people would bring livestock to buy and sell back in medieval times. It was also the site of hang executions. This led to the tale of Maggie Dickson. Maggie was forced to marry a horrid man, but forever had a love for another man, an innkeeper. She ended up having an affair with the innkeeper and became pregnant. Through some measure of creativity, she was able to conceal her pregnancy, but due to the stress of it all, gave birth prematurely, and the infant died soon after. She left the corpse on the river bank. Somehow when the corpse was found, they traced it back to Maggie. She was convicted and sentenced to execution. The crime was not adultery, not improper burial or murder of the infant, but concealment of pregnancy. There was actually a Concealment of Pregnancy Act in the 1700s, thus it was illegal for a woman to lie about or hide a pregnancy, punishable by death. Maggie, however, did not go easily! As the hearse bumped along the cobblestoned roads after hanging her in the Grassmarket, people heard sounds coming from the hearse casket. Lo and behold, they opened the coffin and found her alive, hence her nickname, “Half Hang-it Maggie.” Since she was pronounced legally dead prior to this, under Scottish law she could not be hung again. If she had been in England, they would have finished her off as their laws said a person must be hanged until dead. She went on to live a long life running an pub right on the Grassmarket square which still stands today, called Maggie Dickson’s.

As we wandered through some of the narrow alleys, or “closes” in the old city, we learned a few more facts. Edinburgh used to be one of the dirtiest most polluted cities in all of Europe. To pack in lots of people in the walled part of the city, the tenement buildings were many stories high. There was no plumbing or running water in those days so people did their business in bed pans. Two times each day there was a designated bed pan emptying during which people would literally dump their bed pans out the windows of the tenements and into the streets. One of the dumping times was at 10 in the evening. At that time, there was a call from the windows to watch out below, before everyone would dump their excrement into the streets. Picture a happily drunk man walking home from the pub in the evening, quite distracted from his alcohol buzz and all of a sudden, he hears the call for bedpans. He has a few seconds to answer out, to tell them to hold up, but his reflexes are slowed from the whisky. He looks up into the sky too late, only to have his face covered in human waste. This is where the term “shitfaced” came from, as the wives would say, “Ugh, the husband came home from the pub shitfaced again!” All of the human waste would eventually run down into a lake in one of the valleys of Edinburgh, right below the castle, which was also, smartly, the source of their drinking water. So no one drank water, instead it was ale and whisky throughout the day. The woman and children were given a watered down version though.

In one of the closes, the tour guide also pointed out a 16th century burglar alarm. In the side of one of the buildings, was the silhouette of a staircase that had since been stuccoed in. People used to build “trip steps” into the staircases leading to their front doors. This was like a mini-step. When it was dark out, the burglar would not see the tiny step, fall, and make a noise loud enough to wake the family and alert them of danger.

We ended the tour in the Castle Garden, which is a nice park set in the valley below the Edinburgh Castle (which would have been the bottom of the poop filled pond which was later drained). Despite it’s dirty past, the park is really beautiful now. It was filled with spring flowers, lush green grass and that day with tons of people enjoying the sunshine. I enjoyed a delicious ice cream at the end of the tour and then made my way back uphill to the Royal Mile in the old city. It then dawned on me that I needed to find accommodation for the night. After making a few phone calls and searching the internet, I realize that Edinburgh was fully booked. Not only was it a Saturday night, but it was a bank holiday weekend for May Day, and the rugby national finals were taking place in town this very weekend! Instead of settling for an overpriced place outside the city, I thought I might see what the town of Stirling, 1 hour away, had to offer. The first few places I called there were also full, finally I got in touch with a woman who sounded quite like Mrs. Doubtfire, and she did have a room left and at a good price. I secured it immediately but she made sure I knew that I could not show up any later than 9pm.

Feeling relaxed that I wouldn’t be sleeping on a bench tonight, I went back to my sightseeing. At the end of the Royal Mile sits Holyrood Palace which has been the principal residence of the Scottish royalty, most namely Mary Queen of Scots and her son King James VI. Next to the palace are the ruins of the Holyrood Abbey built in the 12th century. Unfortunately I did not have time to go inside, so I continued on a bit to the base of Arthur’s Seat and Salisbury Crags. This is basically a mountain, leftover from ancient volcanic activity, that is located right in the city of Edinburgh. It is treated like a park where people hike, picnic, and enjoy the outdoors while still being in the middle of a city! Since I was pressed for time as I now had a time line to get to Stirling, I didn’t make it all the way to the top of Arthur’s Seat but instead stopped at Salisbury Crags which is about halfway up. The views here were still spectacular and almost for 360°. I could see all of Edinburgh including the spires, castles, and winding streets of old city. There were great views of the Firth of Forth which is where the River Forth meets the North Sea. I could also see all the way to Leath to the south and Fife to the north. The hills and mountains around were colored green and yellow with the gorse flowers. It really is a place to stay and savor the views, and I did for as long as I could.

I took the 7:15 train to Stirling. There was construction on the train lines so I had to get off at Falkirk High and take a bus from there to Stirling. I arrived in the small medieval town of Stirling almost an hour and a half later. Thanks to high longitude, it was still quite sunny. There was barely a person in the streets of this quaint town. I slowly made my way to my B&B, enjoying the sights along the way. The B&B was located in a beautiful neighborhood with stately looking grey stone homes and well-tended gardens. The man who answered the door was elderly and he had a slight swell of whisky on his breath. He showed me to my single room and I almost jumped in the bed immediately. The mattress was good and I had two thick feather pillows and a down comforter. For £28 a night including breakfast, it was a great deal!









Monday, May 11, 2009

Glasgow to Edinburgh



1 May 2009

Glasgow to Edinburgh

After Andrew and I parted ways with Bill, we made a game plan for how to spend our afternoon in Glasgow. It was pissing rain and damp cold, so we figured a museum would be the best bet for now. First we visited the beautiful Victorian museum called Kelvingrove. We checked out some of the famous oil paintings by a Scottish group of artists and then we saw everything from dinosaur bones, to old ball gowns, to an Egyptian sarcophagus. It was truly the most random collection of artwork and historical artifacts ever collected under one roof. We were also lucky enough to hear a live organ recital in the great hall of the museum before moving on to lunch. We ate at a modern looking pub across the street that had a pretty good lunch deal. I tried a salmon and fish pie and washed it down with a local Tennent beer. Right down the road, we found the Transport Museum and joined in on a guided tour by a chipper retired Scotsman. We learned some fun and historical facts about Glasgow and got to take a look at old trolley cars, steam trains and cars. There was an extensive collection of ship models. I never realized that Glasgow was such a huge center for ship building. In 1913 over half of the world’s ships were built in Glasgow. We also learned where the term “posh” came from. When the rich people booked a spot on a transatlantic boat they were choose portside on the way out and starboard coming home so they wouldn’t be in the glaring sun on the whole journey. So you have “Port Over, Starboard Home” which abbreviated POSH.

Now that Andrew and I knew all about Glasgow’s transport, we were ready to board the subway system after already walking onto a model at the museum. We took a short ride back to the center of town and had a 20 minute stroll to see Glasgow cathedral. The cathedral is impressively gothic in nature, which is accentuated by the black soot the covers the limestone structure. During the Industrial Revolution, Glasgow was incredibly polluted, in fact we were told you could barely see a few feet in front of you back then. The porous limestone absorbed the pollution over the years and is now blackened. They could sandblast it to clean it, but this would damage the soft limestone carvings. In a way, it is nice that the black soot remains as it tells a lot about Glasgow’s past. We explored this grand cathedral, including the crypts and underground white pristine chapel. We even got to see a Scottish bride and groom taking wedding shots within the cathedral.

After our look about, I said goodbye to Andrew who needed to go pick up his bicycle that he would use for the rest of the weekend. I stayed in the cathedral district and wandered around the old buildings. Behind the cathedral is the Necropolis, a cemetery on the hill. The sun was finally bursting out of the clouds as I walked through the rows of tall tombstones and Celtic crosses. From this hilltop perch, I had some great views of the city and Glasgow cathedral below. After I was satisfied with my stroll, I headed towards the river and happened to find a creperie along the way where I grabbed a quick dinner. I was the only one in the place as it was about to close up. The Scottish guy working there was really friendly and chatted away with me as he made my delicious crepe. He was from the north western Scottish islands which he said would take 12 hours to reach from there via train, plane and boat. I have to confess that I found it quite tough to understand his thick Scottish accent and had to have him repeat himself numerous times. After I finished eating, I completed my walk down to the river which I must admit was somewhat uneventful. I worked my way back to the city center, passing through the busy shopping and restaurant areas of Glasgow which were beginning to come alive with the Friday evening crowd. I picked up a few snacks at the Sainsburys near the train station before catching my 7pm train to Edinburgh.

The ride from Glasgow to Edinburgh is just a short 45 minutes. I arrived in Edinburgh just as the sun was starting to set. The train station is set down in the valley that runs through Edinburgh. As I climbed my way uphill to the old city, I was instantly taken by Edinburgh’s beauty and it wasn’t just because of the blues and yellows gracing the evening sky. Being in Edinburgh gives one the feeling they are stepping back into medieval times. The buildings in the city are mainly built of gray stone rising a good 10 stories up. The roads are cobbled and lined with lots of cute shops and pubs. Off of each road in the old city are lots of narrow alleyways called “closes.” Right off the Royal Mile, the main drag of old city, I found my hostel, Smart City. It’s very modern interior was a contrast to the medieval front. I was sharing my hostel room with three cute German girls and a couple. After taking a much needed shower, I ventured back out for an evening stroll. A few blocks down the Royal Mile I found Tass Pub which was advertising “the best singers in Scotland.” Inside this cozy pub I tasted a couple pints of local brew and enjoyed the music. There were four men playing traditional Scottish music, which is similar to Irish, but a bit more sublime. Anyone was welcome to join in, use the spare guitar and sing along with these guys in accompaniment. There were a couple locals who gave it a shot and even an American who came with his violin too. This was my first time ever going to a pub or bar alone and I have to say it was a wonderful evening. I sat there on a pub stool right in front of the music, sipping my beer and just taking it all in. I really felt the positive vibes of the men who clearly loved playing their instruments as well as the upbeat pub patrons. I figured I’d better call it a night around 11pm so I could do as much as possible in this beautiful city the next day!